Meet Yaya Banana.
October 1, 2009

Meet Yaya Banana, a player for the U-20 Cameroon National football team. He scored a penalty kick goal in his team’s 4-1 defeat at the hands of the United States the other day. Here’s to hoping that his career progresses to the point where his name becomes part of the football vernacular of unfortunate names:
Marco Boogers
Nicky Butt
Dean Windass
Danny Shittu
Paul Dickov
Olivier De Cock
Wolfgang Wolf
Stefan Kuntz
Ars Bandeet (apparently an Algerian international in the 1970s)
Nigel Scrote-Flaps (English player in the 70s)